The view from our studio apartment on Calle La Moneda.
Al + Ben
Current location: Colombia
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2012-07-21
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2012-07-19
Cartagena, Colombia (Taken with Instagram)
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Wooden Box of Liquor + Engine = Fire
Long-distance Colombian buses have a reputation of being reliable, safe and very, very cold. In order to save ourselves a day of travel and the cost of a flight, we decided to take an overnight bus from Bucaramanga to Cartagena. We booked with Copetran, evidently one of the best options, and settled into our seats for a 6:30pm departure, expecting to arrive in Cartagena at about 7:30am.
About six hours into the trip, on a dark and mountainous road, we woke up to the smell of smoke. Based on our travel in Central America, where people in rural areas are usually forced to burn their garbage, we assumed that the smell was coming from one of the local villages until five minutes later when the driver slammed on his brakes, threw open the door and rushed to the back of the bus. He returned in a few seconds and, without saying anything to the passengers, ran back out with a fire extinguisher in his arms. Immediately, everyone started to collect their gear and rush out of the bus into the night.

There are the times when we wish our Spanish was more than intermediate; when we wish we could understand all the yelling, slang and curses that are tossed about in rapid-fire. This was one of those times.
Amidst the chaos, this is what we gleaned: The driver’s assistant is an idot. Evidently, he’d wanted to transport some aguardiente (moonshine) on the bus to Cartagena. Knowing that he couldn’t legally pack it with the rest of the luggage, he shoved the wooden box of liquor on top of the engine at the back of the bus, causing a fire to ignite and the box to explode.
After the fire was extinguished and the shards of glass picked out of the engine, there was a tense standoff between the drivers and the passengers. Half of the passengers were ready to get back in the bus and continue the journey, while the other half (rightfully so) demanded accountability, called the police and refused to get back on the bus. As the only gringos, we chose to stay out of the debate. Eventually, people came to an agreement to get off the mountainside and head to the next village, where they’d ask for another bus to come and pick them up.
At the next village, the same group of passengers demanded to get off the bus and the fighting continued with the driver’s assistant desperately trying to coax people back into the bus. In the darkness of the night, the people from the village started to file out of their houses and into the street to witness the drama.

Finally, after a long and dramatic negotiation that made a long drive even longer, everybody got back on the bus and we were on our way. Many a grumpy face descended from the bus in Cartagena in the morning…
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2012-07-18
The ride from San Gil to Bucaramanga ranks up there as one of the most beautiful and intense journeys of all our many voyages. It descends through Chicamocha National Park on the side of cliffs, weaving back and forth on switchbacks through the dry, almost desert like canyon. The Chicamocha River runs along the fault between the mountains almost 2 kilometers below, making the canyon deeper than the Colorado Canyon.
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2012-07-16
Colombia has surprised us with some very well implemented government regulations, among them the smoking ban in public places and the district licensing of cabs. On the opposite end are the well intentioned-but horribly implemented-speed governors present in most public buses that literally NEVER work, including this one on the bus that we took from Villa de Leyva to San Gil.
The governor is supposed to limit the driver’s speed to 80 km/h. As we careened through the mountains at epic speeds, barely maintaining wheel contact with the road, the speed governor on our bus registered a reassuring 00 km/hr.
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2012-07-11
Camillo & Evanjelino
After breakfast one morning, Al headed out for a solo horseback ride to the Pozos Azules with a 13 year old guide named Camillo. Like most 13 year olds, Camillo was a bit reserved at first but then started to open up at the end of the trip by asking lots of questions: “Have you ever done anything really bad?” (Not really. Depends on what you mean by “bad”.); “Have you ever smoked a cigarette?” (No. The hypocrisy of my real answer seemed too hard to translate.); “Have you ever gotten into a fight?” (Yes, with my brothers.); “Do you want to know who won the last fight I was in?” (Of course, he did.)

Camillo, Al’s angsty teenage guide.
Japonés, Al’s lazy trail horse.After saying goodbye to Camillo, Alex was ushered into a casita by an elderly local artist named Evanjelino who wanted to show her his workshop. Evanjelino was impeccably dressed, in comparison to his chaotic art studio, and seemed excited to show someone his masterpieces. Not only does he paint, he also weaves custom orders from hand-dyed wool on his homemade loom.

Evanjelino’s loomEvanjelino laughed easily, which is a great trait that seems to be a common among Colombians, and, after finding humor in some of Al’s grammar, took it upon himself to-very slowly-review some verb conjugations.

Maestro Evanjelino and his lessons for Al.Evanjelino asked Al to bring Ben back to visit at 6pm, when he’d be working on another commissioned weaving piece. After we arrived, we were given an impromptu weaving lesson. All in all, an amazing day.

Al working the loom.
Ben getting some tips from Evanjelino.
Our masterpiece!









